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The Best Dog Puns on the Internet

We’ve rounded up dog puns from the internet today. Do what you will with them! Use them on social media, on your Christmas cards, on craft projects, or casually slip them into conversations with fellow dog lovers. Some of these dog puns are so doggone good they deserve a round of ap-paws.

Dog puns for introductions

Howl you doin?

Can we be friends fur-ever?

Wanna be paw-thners?

Complimentary dog puns

You’re paws-itively gorgeous!

You’re such a mal-tease!

Anything is paw-sible.

I’m mutts about you.

You look “fetching” today!

Howl I live without you?

You’re a diamond in the ruff.

You have the cor-key to my heart.

You’re so paw-sh. You could be on the cover of Vanity Fur.

“I’m not interested” dog puns

Stop hounding me!

You’re barking up the wrong tree!

Oh paw-lease, you don’t have a chance in hell!

I’ll collie you later!

Dog puns for a night on the town

Bone appetit!

Let’s raise the woof!

Where’s the paw-ty?

This place looks fur-miliar.

Dog puns for the holidays

Merry Christmutts!

Happy Howlidays!

Happy Paw-lidays!

We wish you a furry happy Christmas.

Feliz Navi-Dog.

Santa Paws is coming to town.

Santa’s little yelper.

Deck the paws.

Unleash the joy this season.

Dachshund through the snow.

Dog puns for a bad day

I’m having a ruff day.

I’m going through a rough pooch.

I feel like one sick puppy!

I’m so cold, I feel like a pupsicle.

Mistakes happen. Don’t terrier-self up about it.


Where can a dog buy a new tail? At a re-tail store.

Who is the most famous dog detective? Sherlock Bones.

What kind of construction jobs are dogs best at? Roofers.

Who follows famous dogs? The pup-uh-razzi.

What’s that new movie called? Jurassic Bark.

Why was the Dalmatian hiding? He didn’t want to be spotted.

What dog does a Dracula own? A blood hound.

What’s your favorite vegetable? Collie-flour.

Who is the newest Avenger? The Labra-thor.

What’s your favorite band? The Beagles.

Who is your favorite poet? William Shakes-paw.

What do dogs eat at the movies? Pup-corn.

Stay tuned to the Puppy Hero blog for the story behind social media memes like the crusty white dog and what the dog doin. And if you’re looking for more laughs, we’ve done a roundup of funny dog videos.

22 February, 2023